ive been annoyed ever since i was born
i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go
This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.
"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"
"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"
I like how when you feed a cat they have this huge belly afterwards, like they just ate another cat. Then like two hours later it’s gone.
How is this even comfortable? His back legs are stretched out the same.